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Smeagol and Gollum play a little "Good cop/ Bad cop" with an offending worm.
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Gollum: Whatss that Lasssssie? Fat hobbitsie is going to turn on us! Well no if we turn on fat hobbit first... Yessss...
Fordo: Um... I'll just pretend like I didn't hear that.
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Frodo: Smeagol is a parsel mouth!
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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