If I was the Cobbler, I'd kill myself for your sake.
If I was the Cursed, I'd pray you were a wolf and you'd find me. (But that means you'd have tried to kill me!
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If I were the Black Beorning, I'd lose the game so you wouldn't die.
If I was the Mithomaniac, I'd choose to be you, so I'd always be on your side.