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I wish Gimli would seize power and become the king of Gondor.
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Woosh! And with a flick of the wand tis so. I'm sure you'll be happy. Gimli sees the political vacuum in Gondor with the death of Denethor and assumes the people wanted a Democracy! And the People shouted whilst throwing him out of town "Just because some forest bint gave you three strands of her hair is no way to decide a form of Government! Supreme Authority lies in the masses!"
(sorry couldn't resist the Pythonism)
I wish Legolas would share his strawberry scented shampoo.