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Great. I'll play the suave, crisp-munching elvish presenter Gary Lin-e-dir, then.
"Welcome to another wind-swept night in Fangorn. This promises to be a cracker." *slight raise of the eyebrows* "Fangorn's wooden defence..." *cheeky smile* "..promises to keep Doriath at bay. Let's hope Melian doesn't girdle on the night eh? I've always had a bit of a Thingol for her." *lascivious wink*
Alan Harnson Gamgee: "Oh do be quiet. Now over to Jolly 'Cotton' Motson at the game."
Etc. Cue (gentle) British laughter and blank puzzlement from Stateside...
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