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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Hobbits would live in Gondor to maintain the gardens.
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Granted, but Rohan becomes jealous. And in a midnight raid the Rohirrim kidnap 15 Hobbits so that they may maintain Rohan's gardens. A bitter war breaks out over the issue. In the end neither side wins because the Hobbits refuse to do any more gardening.
I wish the men of Rohan rode giant turtles rather than horses.