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Old 11-17-2005, 08:02 PM   #2
The Saucepan Man
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
Boots Yellow Boots update

Beleg (Doriath): 6
Ugluk (Isengard): 6
Pippin (The Shire): 5
Turin (Nargothrond): 5
Aragorn (Gondor): 3
Azog (Moria): 3
Legolas (Mirkwood): 3
Sauron (Tol-In-Gauroth): 3
Sleepy Ranger (Barrow Downs): 3
The Saucepan Man (Barrow Downs): 3
Tom Bombadil Old Forest): 3
Turgon (Gondolin): 3
Varda (Valimar): 3
Ancalagon the Black (Angband): 2
Arvedui (Arnor): 2
Dark Lord (Mordor): 2
Faramir (Gondor): 2
Gothmog (Angband): 2
Haldir (Lothlorien): 2
Tar-Meneldur (Numenor): 2
Thorin (Erebor): 2

Finally, some real competition for Beleg. Ugluk is out of the running as his team have failed to qualify from the Group, which is a shame as he has become something of a goal machine. But another goal from the young Took sensation keeps him well in contention, and Turin's hat trick has rocketed him up the table. He may not have mastered his fate, but his superb mastery of the ball is paying dividends for him and his team.

But none on the leaderboard can be discounted, especially not the Barrow Downs star pairing, Saucepan and Sleepy. With an unbeaten record and an impressive display in their most recent match, the Downs team look like living up to their status as favourites for the cup and more goals can certainly be expected from these two.

Edit: Sleepy since Yavanna was sent off I have assumed that Varda scored Valimar's goal, but please let me know if I am wrong.

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IMPROPMTU PRESS CONFERENCE WITH DOWNS STRIKER THE SAUCEPAN MAN IN RESPONSE TO RECENT PRESS RUMOURS

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Originally Posted by Some scurrilous reporter of the Peredhil
Responsible for the prestigious Golden Boots Award, it is speculated that The Saucepan Man intends to usurp the award and add to it the soon-to-be collectors items and auction them off on ME-bay.
Slander! At the end of the day, I intend to win the trophy fairly and squarely. It's a game of two halves and a competition of three, er, four rounds and, as the man above said, I'm certainly in the running. In fact, I think that I may have to pull rank and relieve Sleepy of penalty duty ...

*nudge from team coach, Mister Underhill*

... er, but of course, at the end of the day, it's results that count and I'm just happy to be contributing to our team's success.

Now, if you'll excuse me, some guy from a kitchenwear company wants to talk to me about their ad campaign.
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