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Meela · 11-20-2005, 06:18 PM

As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse:

"Shadowfax ate my staff."
"My cloak was dirty."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness."
"I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public."

Somehow he's never been late for lunch.

OR

Gandalf stars in the new advertising campaign for Dazzle 'Em.

"Sponsor of Middle-earth Battles Inc. It'll be all-white on the night."

11-20-2005, 06:18 PM	#8443
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse: "Shadowfax ate my staff." "My cloak was dirty." "My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette." "My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness." "I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public." Somehow he's never been late for lunch. OR Gandalf stars in the new advertising campaign for Dazzle 'Em. "Sponsor of Middle-earth Battles Inc. It'll be all-white on the night." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.