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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader
I wish more trolls could speak english.
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Oh but they can!
Now trolls are wandering around giving new meaning to the term "noise-pollution" chattering and singing their hearts out in open-air karaoke parties. They are so in love with their new voices and choices the trolls start booking jobs as entertainment and inviting friends to come watch... thus making dinner-out plans at fancy elvish salad bars (eatting the bars, and leaving the salad) while joining in to the musical massacre.
To make matters worse the elves have had enough, but considering their weight and diet are easily mashed into low-fat chili. But hey... its better than a burrahobbit.
I wish, just to make him even more irritating, Legolas spoke in only riddles.
(of course they'd be obvious ones
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