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Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark
I wish Balrogs were good and helped he ents destroy Isengard
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Your wish is my command! (but only this once
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Balrogs find it in their fiery li-huge hearts to help the Entish case! Seeing what was once forest land turned into barren plain was not on any of the Balrog's personal wish list, so off they went to war.
All was not well, however, because, as you probably know (and exercise *winkwink* or at least I do) wood is perticularly flamible. The Ents, of course, were wise enough to keep their distance but the Huorn were at the mercy of the wings of shadow and flame. (Shadow already being a problem, I doubt they'd be too bothered by it, but flame! Yikes!)
During battle (assuming they made it there), or, more perticularly the freeing of the river Isen... heh. The Balrogs were none-too-happy about this, as when Gothmog gave the order to fly-- in thus avoiding the water-- they collectively found that their Balroggish...? wings were vestigile.
Whoops! Not only did you extinguish Balrogs, but you toasted Fangorn to boot! Trust you to prevent forest fires, Morsul.
I wish Trolls actually did wear/knit shaw(l)s, instead of just living in one.
(...Southwestern Homonyms... shawl and Shaw...haha?)