There was some debating between the other races concerning the origin of the dwarves. Men seemed to be locked on to the idea first held by the elves: that they were the creation of Aule. But now, after years of affirmity, new thoughts about interbreeding with a very stocky Yeti came to arise.
The dwarves said they'd think about it.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos