In one of his fiendishly cunning disguises, Ugluk gatecrashes the Council of Elrond...
UGLUK: (adjusting false beard) Give Ring to Saruman! He is both Wise and Powerful! I command!
Or
There was an old Dwarf with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
An Elf and two men
Four hobbits and then
A Wizard, have styled my beard!"
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
Last edited by Anguirel; 11-23-2005 at 12:39 PM.
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