Bilbo chose the wrong door when he was on The Price is Right.
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Bilbo: Aragorn!?!? Is that you!?!? MAN you need a bath!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
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