Little do people know, Bilbo originally tried out for Eric Idle's role in Life of Brian. Unfortunately, the Pythons were not impressed by his replacing the cross with a bunch of orcs for "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."
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Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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