Boromir discovers the real Isildur's Bane: the One Donut Ring.
Boromir: Curse you, Faramir, and your dratted donut addiction! You said this time the dream was for real.
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Boromir hasn't even crossed the Gondorian border and he's already caught a whiff of Aragorn.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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