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Old 11-29-2005, 04:50 AM   #8557
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Bilbo:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me!

Trolls:
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico!

Boromir (reflecting): Whom he calls 'little'? Or does he mean me at all? Scaramouch? What is fandango anyways? And those dudes are foreign, sure!

Bilbo:
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me!

Trolls:
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Boromir (refliecting): Is he? Do I see gold buttons on his waistcoat or what? But 'monstrosity' is to the T! I would not call it fashionable wearing red waistcoat with yellow shirt. Tastelessness!

Bilbo:
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?

Trolls:
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Bilbo:
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me!

Boromir (reflecting): Now this one started foreign gibberish too. Obviously, they've ate too much mushrooms. I better ride off.

(Boromir makes off. Bilbo and trolls stop singing)

Bilbo: Frodo, Frodo, my lad, come out. He wan't take you know what from you, we've scared him off!
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