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Old 11-30-2005, 08:59 PM   #8595
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White Tree

Theoden (as Santa) : HO! HO! HO!

Grima (in best xmas elf voice): C'mon kid tell Santa what you want!

Theoden: HO! HO! HO!

Theoden: How about a nice football?

Legolas (off screen): Football? Football? What's a football? With an unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

Theoden: Okay, get him out of here.

Grima: Beat it kid!

Legolas: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Bow and Arrow!

Theoden: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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