Sam and Gollum in the championship match for the staring contests.
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Sam: "Hey, you're using my scarf as a loincloth!"
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Sam: "I bet you can't lick your elbow."
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Gollum watches in horror as Sam's hair begins to eat Sam's head. He quickly checks to make sure he doesn't have any hair.
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Gollum(thinking): "Eww! What's that between his teeth!"
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Gollum: "Wow, this is Gurthang's 800th Post!"
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