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List
Righto. Here's a combined, alphabetic version of the two and a half lists LMP posted on the N&N thread. For those interested, there are 458 assigned things listed here, and that's only half the thread...
In any case, it should be a handy little (er...) research tool.
6 am flights
6th Form
ache that comes from flossing after a long hiatus
acute paranoia
adjectives used in place of adverbs
adults who do not remember how it is to be young
adults who think moody teenagers care about the difficulties of being a parent
adults who think teens' negative thought are due to hormones and moodiness alone
Adware
after-date paranoia
airports
alarm clocks
algebra
All cats, except ones with no claws that can play without biting and come when you call them.
allergic conjunctivitis
allergies and all of their varied symptoms
American spelling
annoying English teachers
annoying guys who provide the voiceovers at the end of infomercials and commercials
anything boring
anything that keeps one from playing WW games
apathetic English teachers
apostrophe mis-users
ATMs
attempting to accomplish Orkish havoc characterized as "doing nothing"
attendance office at school with wrong information
authors of 'bad-ism' allegories
Axe-murderers (in a soon to be released ATM near you....)
bad email software
bad habits
bad thinking behind banning computer access while allowing long phone calls
bad translations
bad weather
Bags of candy that come to an end too soon
Balrog Wingers
banning of the internet
Bar chords...hardest notes to play on the guitar
being bashful around people you know you'll get on excellent with
Being Forbidden from entering The Barrowdowns
being introverted
Being left at school because answering machine didn't work right
being out of clean clothes
being too sick to flirt (watch out, ATM ladies - 'she was just about to flirt with the cute boy when suddenly she felt sick enough to puke')
'Big Brother' television
Biology Lab partner who looks down your blouse
black flies
black licorice
blisters from unbroken argyle flats
blisters from unbroken flip flops
blisters from wearing huge boots
Books that look interesting on the covers but are not inside.
books written by Roald Dahl
boredom
boring English teachers
Braces
Breast cancer
British spelling
British television miniseries
British transportation system
Britney Spears
budget cuts
bugs
Bullies
bus drills in gym class where they make you jump off the back of the bus
busy-work
canonicity
CAPs lockers
CaptainofDespair (cameo role?)
'Caucasian' used to categorize or describe white people
celebrity magazines
cell phones
chapped lips
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (book & movies)
'chavs'
chewing gum spat out, covering pavement
children who cannot see how much they mean to their parents
cigarette smokers
cigarettes
classes where everybody's opinion is different from yours
classes you hate but still do well in
classy heels required for business attire
Coke
Cold snaps
cold viruses
colds
college applications
college applications as more important than wreaking Orkish havoc in an RPG
college dorm parties
college placement tests
Collegiate insomnia
comic sans font
computer game which does not let you save your progress whenever you want
computer viruses
computers that screw up while using them
conjunctivitis
constipation
'cope'
corsets
country music
Creepy teachers
criticism about, not to, a person
crystal clear bad memories
customer service departments that keep you on hold a little bit longer than forever
Customs checks
dangling prepositions
deadlines
Declaring feelings to somebody and them not returning them
democracy
dentists
Department of Motor Vehicles
depression
diamonds
diarrea (you ATM players are really in for it!)
difference between English and American spelling
dirty dishes
Disney
distributors of speed cameras
dog bites
dog clothes
dogs that bite (mean, nasty, clothes wearing dogs that bite in ATM)
dogs that can't be housebroken
door to door sales people
double negatives
Dread Backspace Button Of Doom ... which works like internet 'back' command
dread from finding a check you thought you mailed to pay a bill
drivers who drive through a flood at top speed
drivers who ignore pedestrians
early classes
Easy driving tests!
elastic bands in braces
emergency rooms
empty tubes of chap stick
English
English classes
Eomer of the Rohirrim (cameo role?)
errant pronunciations of the name "Bach"
evil, sarcastic, sadistic teachers
ex-boyfriends
excess mucous
Excess phlegm (and I mean, really in for it!)
extroverts who try to make conversation when you are not in the mood
facial spots
fan fiction
fathers who think they know everything about computers & delete your programs
Films based on books that radically alter storylines
final exams
finding a whole chick pea lurking in your braces 6 hours after your last meal
fish
flash software
flat tires
Flies
flight delays
food poisoning
forgetting how to draw
Forgetting what you wanted to post
frat parties
French teacher
Frodo and Sam with cameo roles in LMP's Mordor RP
frog ring tones
fruitcakes
fume and stench
furry animals
general heat
Generic, uninventive Tolkien fanfiction
geography teachers
geometry
German
getting a paragraph in reply to a five page letter
getting lynched on the first Day of Werewolf
getting up early
girls that claim to be LOTR fans because of Legolas
going to bed when it's light out
going to work on Saturday
Going to work on Saturday to Mordor.
government trying to improve people
ground spitters
guys who think pretty girls are always dumb
halitosis (bad breath caused by gingivitis)
'have got'
having no common language
having the wrong textbook with a looming test
having to share a laundry facility with 140 women
havng to wait until LMP says so to watch that madly fun sounding RP unfold
hayfever
headaches
Heatwaves
heavy traffic
history of language
Hollywood
Hollywood and its fruitcakes
Homework
hot weather
hovering parents
huge workloads
human tongue
hundred degree greenhouse
Hurricanes
hurting knees
hypocritical parents
i.b. exam (?)
Idiotic bees
ignorant fools
inability to breathe
inability to turn down food dares
inconsiderate customers
incorrect written use of its and it's
incorrect written use of your and you're
institutional food
intolerant people
inventor of shoes that are loose around the ankles but tight on the toes
irrational fear of phone calls
Jamesian English speakers
JK Rowling (cameo?)
Johnny Depp (cameo?)
know nothing nurses
'kotex fits. period' (billboards in ATM)
lack of published Quenya
lack of the Assigned to Mordor RPG (now that would be weird!)
lawn mowing
leaches
lemmings
Level 81 in the Pit of 100 Trials in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
liability paranoids
library freeloaders
lima beans
lima beans
litter
litterbugs
local press
Locker combinations that get stuck
long road trips
Lord of the Rings note books ... sold out
mandatory meeting right after sweaty excerise
Mario
Mary Sues
math
medication tolerance
men who hit women
men who proposition random girls
Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones (is there an intelligent way of doing it?)
mice
migraines
misused homophones
mobile phones
modern world's way of taking all the fun out of life
monosodium glutimate
Mosquitos
Multiple lynching in Werewolf (need to work this into ATM somehow...)
'my bad'
'myself and ______'
nagging mothers
nagging parents
nagging thoughts you realize you should have listened to
neighbours who put up large aluminum sheds which block all sun from your garden
New computers
news report sound bites
nightmares
nights when there is a full moon (so it's always a full moon in Mordor)
noisy air conditioners
nonstandard word users
not being in the same class with your friends
Not having enough time for PMs
nuclear bombs
'nuculer'
'official Wendy's guy'
offspring who don't understand the difficulties of being a parent
off-topic posts
Once respectable people who sell their soul by acting in lousy commercials
online college application forms
osteopaths who try to crush you
Overplayed songs
overzealous political correctness
Packing
pain from first ever dance class
papercuts
parents
parents and their children
Parents who abuse their children
parents who brag about their children
parents who cannot understand their children
parents who name their kids badly
parents who think that you're nervous about leaving for college in the morning when you're not
Pedestrians who walk in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk ten feet away.
people always in a rush
People on IM who sign in and out repeatedly
People who "don't get" fantasy or sci-fi.
People who "don't get" Strong Bad.
People who are constantly worried about offending someone
people who are easily offended
People who are easily offended should go to Mordor.
people who are horrified by 'weird' food combinations
people who are overly worried about offending others
People who believe that they are the only important beings in the universe
people who claim that the advert breaks are no louder than the programmes
people who don't turn up for meetings they set
People who don't understand introverts
People who drive really slow and stop at corners that don't have stop signs and generally act lost.
people who give away spoilers to books and movies without warning
people who hate white chocolate
people who have no regard for others
People who litter instead of using a trash can 15 feet away
people who make fun of people with asthma
people who pay with change
people who pronounce it Ray-min noodles
people who repeatedly don't show up when you invite them
people who say 'it's not rocket science'
people who spill liquor wantonly
people who spit gum out on to the pavement
People who tailgate when you are going the speed limit or above
People who think everyone should get out and vote.
People who think popularity equals quality.
People who think Republicans should go to Mordor.
people who think that a Straight Edge lifestyle means you've got a gang mentality
people who use personal grief as an excuse to treat other peple badly
people who wearing sockless sandals bring small space heaters to warm up the space under their desks
people with gender double standards
people you thought were your friends stabbing you in the back
permanent paranoia of law enforcement officers
Personal statements on college applications
perverts
Phonetics
Phys. Ed. teachers who ignore the fact of your asthma
piles of wet tissues that come with allergies
pimples
Pineapple
political correctness
political correctness
political correctness ignoramuses
politicians
pop drinkers
pop-up ads
Portuguese men of war
possums
Practice job interviews with your parents
pretentious pronunciation of foreign words and phrases
pretentious pronunciations
pretentious silent letters
pretentious use of silent letters
process by which one's wisdom teeth are removed
procrastination
Psychics
PT Cruisers
purple ketchup
pushy and angsty cousins
Quadratic Function
queue cutters
rabbit bites
rabbits
raccoons
racism
rap music
Rap music
reality television
really heavy textbooks
red food coloring
religious fundamentalist terrorists
repair shops that are behind schedule
ridiculous conspiracy theories
ridiculous conspiracy theorists
rising gas prices
Road Construction during the worst time of the year
road rage
Roald Dahl
role of Ranger in werewolf
Rumor-mongering
rumors that idiots spread
'sanguine'
SAT supporters
Saturday morning classes
Sauron's finger and its army
SAVEs
scary professors
school districts that separate best friends to different schools
school uniform
school when it is absolutely pointless
Screwing up a simple drawing
shrieking early birds
skinned knees
Slipping on garbage left by others in streets
slivers
slugs
snorers
snotty Sarumans
snotty upperclassmen
soap operas
Soaps.
soccer
social conventions of enduring arrogant people with politeness
Soda & coke drinkers
Sore throats
SPAM
Speed cameras
spell checkers
spider bites
splinters
spoilt kids that howl on the street
sports physicals
spyware
squirrels
standard English
Standard Of Learning tests that force teachers to teach "to the test"
stereotypers
strip searches at airports
stubbed toes
students who insist on coming to school when they are sick
stupid people
summer air conditioning that is set far, far too cold
summer reading books
sunburn
sweat patches
tax code writers
tax collectors
Teachers who don't make maths interesting and explain it properly
teenagers
teens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of themselves
Telemarketers who switch the long-distance service you've told them you're happy with
telemarketing companies
telephones
terrorists
text books that cost over a hundred bucks a piece and that they have no used versions of
The Saucepan Man (cameo role?)
thieves
thongs
thoughts that won't get properly organized to post a serious post to a Books thread
tomato hornworms
Tooth fillings that begin to peel off
traveling
trying to figure out where to go to University
Tteens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of their own bodies and souls,.
UCAS applications
unfriendly computers
unidentified phone caller
unnecessary aspects of plot
unpredictable kilns
used Handkerchiefs
vacation being over
vectors
VIRUSES
vomit
war
Warranties that expire right before something breaks down
water that accidentally gets inhaled
watered down drinks
Wednesdays
wet used handkerchief in your pocket
When you really like a thread but can't think of anything to say
white chocolate
whoever decided to make Lucius Malfoy so attractive in the Harry Potter films
windshield wiper blades that always streak in the line of vision (the orcs behind the wheel driving cars - with flat tires - too fast in Mordor should love this)
'witch' at the other end of the office
Working any time before noon
worries that pick at the mind whether traveling will be safe
worst subjects all in the same semester
Yankees announcers
year-long redundant teachers
Yellow cars (and all PT Cruisers at that!)
Yoda
You are judged by the company you keep. (to be on billboards in Mordor)
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