Pippin: "I feel so tall!"
OR
Pippin doesn't realize that there's a snake around his neck.
OR
Merry and Pippin: "Pizza!"
OR
Merry: "Hey Pip! Did you hear the one about the smart blonde?!"
Pippin: "Of course not! There are no smart blondes!"*
OR
Merry and Pippin: proof that ale and pipeweed do not mix well.
OR
Pippin: "I love my lips!"
*This 'blonde joke' is not meant to offend or degrade. It is merely the exploitation of a well known stereotype for humorous purposes. Any complaints or questions should be directed to me.
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