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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Bombadill had given all the Hobbits Yellow boots!
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Your completely fashionable wish has been granted!
Good old Tom gives the four Hobbits their very own yellow boots! What a pity the fashion conscious Eye of Barad-Dur sees all that mismatches. Seeing the yellow boots that clash horribly with Frodo's cloak. So the Nazgul swoop in and flog the offenders and the Ring is taken where it matches perfectly with the Eye's monocle.
I wish Eomer was a famous composer and wrote an Opera entitled "The Thing I Found in my Boot"