The Tyranny of Technicolour
Frodo: "Stand still, I'm going to colour you in! I've got a crayon and I'm gonna use it!"
Gollum: "Leave me alone! Everything was better when the world was in black and white!"
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Victim of one too many alien abductions, when Frodo cornered a 'grey' one evening he decided to return the favour and give the little guy a 'probe'.
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Gordon's alive!
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