If Lord of the Rings were made into a Manga/Anime
-Haldir would have disturbingly pink lips and wink at everyone.
-Aragorn would stab his foes with his nose.
-Arwen would be a crime boss/ninja/bubblegum priestess... with purple hair, but still end up stealing horses.
-Elrond WOULD look good in purple dresses... nevermind what Gollum says. He could wear whatever he wants.
-Galadriel's hair would be long enough to trip folks in Valinor..but for some reason its always billowing and getting in people's mouths. Gross.
-Legolas and Gimli would be too busy literally hammering each other into the ground to fight anything.
-Fatty would always be smiling so hard that his eyes are closed. Always.
-The wargs might actually look half decent.
-"Figwit" would have air time
-Manwe and Aule would have yelling matches about "Mecha" and "Chibi" styles.
-Denethor wouldn't just catch on fire-- there's be a whole smegging lightshow to boot.