[Meneltarmacil]

Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
...things you call "bazookas" with you, eh? I've never understood what those actually do, but-- *KABOOM* *cough cough dies*

EDIT: Cross-posted
Lobelia: You don't belong here; you're no Baggins-you- you're a ....
...mutant alien of doom sent to destroy us! I'm not going to let the storyline turn into a bad scifi plot!

In a hole in the ground there lived...