PJ: "So my idea is to put out a 'Lord of the Rings: Off-camera affairs' documentary.
Liv: "Oh, kind of like a 'Making of' sort of thing. Where all the behind-the-scenes people are finally given credit."
PJ: "No actually. Uh, it's about all the, um, how do I put this tactfully.... It's about all the
moral affairs, or maybe I should say
marriage affairs, that went on behind the cameras."
Liv: "What! I didn't even know that kind of thing was happening."
PJ: "Oh, yes, that's the problem. There really aren't any... but that's where you and I come in..."
Liv:
OR
Liv Tyler suddenly spots a mouse sleeping in Peter Jackson's hair.