The Saucepan Man slept in the largest house in town: A two-story townhouse right by the docks. It was filled with fine furniture and expensive tableware. A fancy portrait of his grandparents (Dish and Spoon) hung above the fireplace. An expensive rug adorned each bedroom, and exotic tribal masks from Middle-Earth adorned the walls. His voyages as a mariner had taken him around the worlds and from each land he visited he had picked up a new piece of furniture. He was surrounded by trinkets from all four corners of the earth.
But for all this luxury he did not sleep well this night. He tossed and turned in his creamy-colored linen sheets, turning each single thought over and over in his mind. Who were the werewolves? How could he keep his reputation in such a paranoid village? Could he live up to the expectations of Grampa Dish and Gramma Spoon?
I need a glass o' water, he thought and climbed out of bed. He walked down his hallway and a set of stairs, and into his kitchen. He held a candle in one hand, but its light was dim and weak. He moved his hands about, looking for the candelabra he usually set atop the dining table. He felt the table, but where was the candelabra?
Darn, I swear I 'aven't lost it . . . he thought. Then a breeze wafted through and his candle blew out.
Now I suppose I 've left the window open! Bah! All I want is some water. 'Ow can I get a drink when I can't even see?! the
Saucepan Man, already agitated by the state of his village, cursed a bit at the world's unwillingness to let him find a glass of water. He stumbled about in the darkness for a while, grasping the walls and moving along towards the windows. Suddenly, he felt like somebody was watching him. There he was, moving blindly along the wall, when there could be a werewolf a foot away! He froze, and his hand reached for a heavy picture hanging on the wall, but it was too late . . .
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The sun rose in the East, and the sky grew bright and warm. The villagers rose from bed already with the knowledge that another death had occurred. Who was it this time? A quick count showed that the
Saucepan Man had vanished during the night. The villagers found the windows of his home open, and after
Morm climbed through and unlocked the front door, the rest of the villagers entered.
Morm seemed dumbstruck by the horror of what had happened to the harbourmaster, and so he could only lead them to the scene of the crime: the kitchen.
It was a horrible sight: the walls were painted red with blood, the cabinets were smashed to pieces (and the boards and nails apparently used as weapons), and the
Saucepan Man's limbs lay scattered all over the floor. His head sat in the very center. His bushy white beard was bloodstained and tangled, and his old pipe sat snapped in two close by. The worst part was the sarcastic note tucked into the
Saucepan Man's mouth:
Too bad you killed your doctor.
- The Werewolves
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Dead
Alcarillo mod - impaled upon his own sword NIGHT 1
dancing spawn of ungoliant werewolf pushed off the cliffs and into the sea DAY 1
Jack seer toasted and roasted in forge NIGHT 2
Rune son of Bjarne ordinary burnt at the stake DAY 2
Gurthang ordinary slain in naval engagement DAY 2
Wilwarin538 ordinary killed with fiddle-strings NIGHT 3
WaynetheGoblin ordinary burnt at Gurthang's stake DAY 3
The Saucepan Man ordinary dismembered NIGHT 4
Living
Aiwendil retired tutor
Boromir88 crab farmer
Fordim Hedgethistle lithesome and non-unionized pearl diver
Formendacil disgruntled office clerk
Holbytlass butcher
Kath bum
Lhunardawen polite little shepherd girl
Mormegil - repairman specializing in ships and docks
DAY 4 has begun. Villagers, start talking; hunter, PM me; werewolves, stop PMing.