Gandalf was determined to collect a hefty donation for the "Shuttle-Home Ride for Inebriated Miniature People" (SHRIMP) fund; for emphesis, he brought along this year's newly selected poster boy.
Deneathor (thinking to self): Oh here comes that self-rightous do-gooder again...I'll just toss him a couple of bobs...then maybe he'll leave me alone...
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!
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