Gandy: Oh, good show old bean!
Aragorn: That's worth ten Master Class Points!
Or...
Gandalf and Aragorn are the only ones who can bear to watch Theoden breakdance. Gandalf is amused, but Aragorn isn't so sure...
Or...
Aragorn writes to Arwen.
My Dearest Schmoopie...
I am in Rohan today. The sunset reminded me of you, and our last evening together...
Gandalf likes it here, too. He uncloaks punctually at 8:15.
Right now, we are watching the famous Rohirric Synchronized Swashbucklers. I wish you were here with me...
Byebye now Schmoopie,
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Love from your Pootie-pie,
'Gornie
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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