Another Jingle Bells parody
Smashing Bagshot Row
Cutting down the trees
The ruffians all know
Sharkey's got the keys
No admittance after dark
The woods have all been cleared
They're ruining the Shire it's just as Gandalf feared!
(Chorus)
Hammers, axes, knives and staves,
Some with hunting-bows
Merry's horn-call summons them
"Awake, fear, fire foes!"
Hobbits cleared the ruffians out
They never again were seen
And Wormtongue killed old Sharkey
'Cause he always was so mean
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