Isaiah? I rather like the book, myself...
Let's see... something to assign to Mordor. The book
Catch-22, for being rather redundant and exceedingly difficult to follow and finish. It's humorous, I suppose, but it's not making a lot of sense (I know, it's probably not supposed to) and I really want to have it read by Christmas break (ha! yeah...).
And also Napoleon Dynamite, for being just about the dumbest movie ever.