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Old 12-17-2005, 10:37 PM   #301
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Day 17

Today was a very back and forth day. People couldn't decide on whether to get rid of Bard, the King of Dale, or The Great Goblin, who inflicted many woes upon travallers. "I say we look at both of them and compare!" Gloin suggested. "Well let's see. Bard is a useless leader who we don't really need at this point in time to lead us. He's also very dull and a rule follower. We need some conflict!!" Girion said. "The Great Goblin took us hostage, whipped us and almost killed us not to mention hurt many other travallers on their way throught the Misty Moutains. He's also in league with tha Chief Warg and that's never a good thing!!" Bombur said. " I have an idea!!" Elrond cried. Everyone looked at him in expectancy. "Let's get rid of them both!!!" The voting that night went a little something like this:

Bard - 4
Beorn - 1
The Great Goblin - 4
Bombur - 1
Belladonna Took - 1

"Ok, now how do we get rid of them?" asked Beorn. As if on cue, Gandalf reappeared and beheaded The Great Goblin then disappeared. "Well, that takes care of one, but what about the other?" asked Old Took. Once again, as if on cue, a whole army of orcs arrived and slew Bard where he stood. They to then disappeared. "Well, that was the wierdest thing I've ever seen!!" cried Elrond. "And I should know 'cause I've seen some pretty wierd things!!" And with that, they left for camp.

Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves
Balin
Bombur
Dain
Dori
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Oin
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)

Men/Elves
Beorn
Elrond
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Elvenking
Girion

Bad Guys
Azog
Bert
Bolg
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Others
Eagle Lord
Roac
Necromancer
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
Old Took

Well, there goes two useless bumpkins. Things should be a little more interesting starting on Day 18!!
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