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Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment.
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Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight.
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Elendil steps up to bat.
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