The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance.
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Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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