Not wanting to be outdone by that Moses fellow, Gandalf attempts to part the seas.
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Gandalf always wanted to try bungee jumping, but when the day finally came, he remembered he was afraid of heights.
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Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to remove the tags from your matresses: When you pull them off, the matress explodes.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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