Gandalf: "I'm calling my lawyer! This is definitely racist aggression!"
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Gandalf has been saving all of that chewing gum for a month now, and it is not going to waste.
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Gandalf begins to turn the Brownlands into the Whitelands.
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Luckily, the Ringwraith that would have caught Gandalf thought he was actually racing Gandalf, and is now going by him without so much as a passing swordstroke at the White Wizard.
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