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Originally Posted by mormegil
GARN! Well I'm glad they didn't kill Sauron the idiots.
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Originally Posted by mormegil
Unless the moronic heroes have a better idea of who Sauron is than currently they will more than likely go for you Mith.
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THEY are idiots? THEY are morons?
It is you, Master
Mormegil who merits that title most in the eyes of Sauron! Who are you, little Werewolf, that you should direct the actions of Sauron and his most trusted Servants? You are fortunate that no ultimate harm has been done by your incessant clamouring for revelation. Did it not occur to you that Sauron, in his wisdom (much greater than that of any mere Werewolf) would not have a plan of his own? Who made you the one to direct the actions of this village?
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Originally Posted by mormegil
Dependent upon what Sauron knows it may be prudent for him or her to step forward.
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What Sauron knows has nothing to do with this matter! What Sauron, the Lord of Tol-in-Gaurhoth chooses to do, in his sublime wisdom, is what matters!
And I am Sauron.
Let this be quite clear, Master
Mormegil, I am most displeased with your attempts to manipulate this island as if you were the Lieutenant of Melkor, the Guardian of Angband. It is very fortunate for you that the hubbub you created served to keep me hidden rather than to expose me, for my plans were not yet ripe.
And yes, Master
Mormegil, I had plans- plans not unlike your own, in that I planned to reveal myself at a certain time and tell you, my minions, what the Great Lord Melkor had revealed to me. But MY plan, the plan of your master, was not to reveal all yesterday, but to reveal all today.
And that difference of one day makes a great difference in the information I now impart to this village of foolish and misguided fools!
Did you think the Lord Sauron such an idiot that he would allow himself to be devoured before he could tell his loyal servants what they needed to learn? Had my life ever been in grave danger, I would have done just that. But as my life was never in grave danger, I choose, in my wisdom, to keep my secrets hidden until this day.
But although I remain most displeased at your presumptions, Master
Mormegil, let us move on to the guaranteed truths that I will now tell you.
During the first day, the day of the death of
Anguirel, I spread my mind over the village, and the Lord Melkor opened to me the secrets of YOUR mind, Master
Mormegil, and though you have incurred my wrath, you remain my loyal servant. Foolish and arrogant, but loyal.
On the second day, following our first foolish lynching of
Glirdan, I inquired of the Lord Melkor into the mind of the
Saucepan Wolf. As the entire village soon learned, thanks to the blundering of the, as Master
Mormegil so aptly puts it, "idiotic morons" who are our hidden Heroes, this Big, Bad Wolf was none other than Huan in disguise.
How I gloated over THAT particular death!
After our killing of the second night, the Lord Melkor granted me insight into the mind of the great she-wolf,
Mithalwen. As with yourself, Master
Mormegil, she is a loyal servant of mine.
You would do best to work together.
And finally, on the day that has just passed, I requested of the Lord Melkor insight into the mind of the suspicious one called
Gurthang. He too is my loyal servant.
Go ahead, you moronic Werewolves, and put me to the test with lynching, if you so desire! I can assure you that though you may, for a time, divest me of my body and this village, that this little golden ring on which I have been working, shall see me safely back to this tower of mine ere long- though you may all be dead!
No matter what decisions you make, you shall know, before the end, that I am Sauron and I speak true! Heed my words, ye Werewolves, and ponder them!
~Saurondacil~
From the desk of Formendacil, Sauron's scribe: No offense is truly intended to any denizens of Tol-in-Gaurhoth, saving perhaps the nasty heroes. All overtones of sarcasm, anger, and scorn are presented for dramatic effect.