|
Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers! Else how this guy here has the hair of the same hue as we have, when export of Rohirric hair-dye is strictly prohibited by Royal Decree #34/221-5!
Éothain (from the background): M-mm, lord, actually that decree was about mandatory baths for Riders of expeditionary corps before entering King's hall... what you had in mind, probably, was decree #37/448-7...
Another Rider (from the background): No, neither that one, that prohibits riding in the state of ale intoxication, 'twas #44/572-4 about hair-dye...
Yet Another Rider (from the background): You are both wrong! Decree #44/572-4 defines size of horse-combs, and hair-dye's was dec...
Éomer: Will you all shut up please? Pity our attached lawyer and executioner were both eaten by that orc yonder... So, where was I?... m-m... yes! Who are you, and what are you doing in this land?
Éothain (from the background): Probably violating this decree or that, what else? Anyways we have so many since Grima sits by Théoden's right hand...
__________________
Egroeg Ihkhsal
- Would you believe in the love at first sight?
- Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!
Last edited by HerenIstarion; 12-27-2005 at 02:58 PM.
|