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Kath · 12-28-2005, 07:10 PM

I assign idiot chavs who think it's so funny to run up behind you and throw jam at you so you have it on your coat and scarf and it's in your hair. However, the feeling that comes from turning around and hitting the chav with the corner of your sledge very, very hard in the shins and erm, shall we say vulnerable bits, is worthy of the Shire

Even so, trying to get the jam out was a painful process for my poor head.

12-28-2005, 07:10 PM	#755
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	I assign idiot chavs who think it's so funny to run up behind you and throw jam at you so you have it on your coat and scarf and it's in your hair. However, the feeling that comes from turning around and hitting the chav with the corner of your sledge very, very hard in the shins and erm, shall we say vulnerable bits, is worthy of the Shire Even so, trying to get the jam out was a painful process for my poor head. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”