When Gandalf worries too much about offending someone...
'Fool of a person with diminutive stature who I will not call 'short' for fear of offending!' he growled. 'This is a cookie of multi-racial decent, not an oreo..."
(Once again stealing from my current page's quote.)
"That settles it! ____ make ____, but ____ make ____!"
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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