You know, it took me two and a half Middle-earth Survivor seasons to get what's so fascinating in these threads that they go on for pages, but actually, this looks pretty fun. What's next, are you perhaps planning to have an All-Stars Survivor - or a BDer Survivor (Eru forbid)?
But now I'm digressing. This post is dedicated to making a case against
Beorn. He possesses many qualities that make him an unpleasant tribe member and although I'm but a novice to ME Survivor, I'd strongly recommend considering getting rid of him because:
1) He is rude. A reliable and comprehensive poll of two people clearly shows that Beorn is a nasty character with hardly any manners at all.
"He [Beorn] can be appaling when he is angry."
"He gets angry easily."
- Mr. Gandalf the Grey, wizard
"[Beorn] was never very polite."
- Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, professor
2) He is lazy. "He doesn't hunt or eat wild animals." Well, even if he is a vegetarian, there are a lot of other people who would eat meat willingly. It's not an excuse to shirk your tribe's common duties ie. helping to get enough food to everybody. Neither is it an excuse to get all the cream and honey of the tribe.
Beorn also has a tendency to make all kinds of animals serve him and do his share of work. This bloke has some serious attitude problems!
3) He is possessive. If Beorn borrows someone something (which doesn't happen often), he incessantly keeps an eye on them and circles around watching that anything won't happen to his belongings.
You are voting for
Girion because he's too boring (it's quite a good reason, though), but I'm voting for Beorn because he's impossible.
++ Beorn