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Eomer: Now, all you have to do is go lead the cavalry into a nasty battle and die a glorious and honorable death.
Eomer's double: Oh. Okay......wait! Death?!?!
Eomer: Psh. Easy as pie. You don't have to spend four days with your mother-in-law.
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.
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