[Gurthang]

Merry: "When I said I was the tall one, I didn't want it to mean I would be standing in the back."

OR

Frodo: "What is that?!"
Pippin: "It couldn't be."
Sam: "Why is there a Starbucks in the middle of the Wild?"
Merry: "Whoa. This is way too much like the Twilight Zone or something."

OR

The Hobbits try to ask for directions, but the man mumbles so badly that they can't understand a word he says.
Man: "Thnt ka ight aft ha tuh ks he scot soh." (Then take a right after the Castle sign.)
Frodo: "Thank the knight after he takes his clothes off!"