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Originally Posted by Formendacil
I wish Galadriel had a mustache....
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Grossly granted.
The Lady Galadriel now has a mustache and upon seeing her the Hobbits have the great idea of starting a Middle-Earth Freak show, including the bearded elf, the greasy king, and Gimli. Of course with the Lady's facial hair, Gimli falls even more in love with her. They run away from the freak show together and elope, one moving to Bree where they can live in peace.
I wish Thorin hadn't died in battle.