[Anguirel]

I am now going to use the tactics employed by the Saucepan Man to destroy his rivals in LOTR Survivor.

I'm going to produce ludicrously skewed odds.


The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Balin-Even and favourite to win. No one has the gumption or willpower to stop this Dwarf-his victory is eminently predictable.
Bombur-6-1
Dori-500-1
Fili-4-1
Gloin-39-4
Kili-8-3
Thrain (father of Thorin)-600-1
Chief Warg-20-1
Smaug 12-1
William 35-1
Tom 40-1

Men/Elves/Others
Beorn 45-1
Elrond 35-1
Elvenking 80-1
Eagle Lord 19-1
Roac 800-1
Belladonna Took 3-1
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) 3-1

Now watch the psychological repercussions...