[the guy who be short]

Kath, the system is actually quite difficult to tamper with:

Each stick and stone has a name engraved upon it

EDIT: You will probably all be glad to know that I will end my social commentary soon, though I still need to work out the details of Fléin and Sai's confrontation with Kath.

Nilp, you can get that post shoved in somewhere if you want.