Young Pippin still needs help understanding basic measurements, but Master Merry has long since given up hope.
Pippin: So... which of these is a pint?
Merry: For the last time, we are not dealing with pints!
Pippin: So... it's a half-pint?
Merry: *tears hair out and vows never to take Pippin to the Prancing Pony again*
OR
Merry is hurt by Treebeard's favoritism when Pippin is given more Entdraught.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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