Third times the charm...
Pippin: "Merry, are we...Lost?"
Merry: "Stupid MapQuest!"
OR
Pippin: "All the food's gone!"
Merry: "But that means... there's someone who's hungrier than we were!"
Pippin: "I didn't think that was possible!"
OR
Pippin spots a spider crawling out of Merry's ear.
AND
Pippin is so distracted by the spider in Merry's ear that he doesn't notice the rock that is eating his foot.
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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