Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say.... "Do not eat gralin musicteeth's bagel." This, of course, is information you already knew, so then you wonder why you left your house in search of Elves in the first place. Clearly, no one would even think about eating my bagel. Stupid obvious Elves.
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This is sharper than thy...
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Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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