[Gurthang]

Pippin after drinking too much.
Pip: "Is that you, Merries?"
Merry: "What? Merries? What are you talking about."
Pip: "You and your eight twins of course!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I just broke Treebeard's Mushroom Statue!"
Merry: "Uh-oh, you better eat the evidence!"

OR

Treebeard, being a master photographer, kindly positioned Merry and Pippin for this portrait he calls Hobbits in Confusion. On display at the newly opened Hobbit Section of Isengard's History of Middle-Earth Museum.

OR

Merry: "I feel so pretty!"
Pippin: "What did you say?!"
Merry: *shakes himself* "Sorry, I just had a Legolas moment. Buhh!"