The day Gandalf invented his newest party trick.
*lightbulb* "I know, I'll uncloak! They'll love that."
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Gandalf enjoys surprising unsuspecting householders as the new face of the Daz powder adverts.
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Gandalf is torn between diplomacy and brutal honesty when asked what he thinks of the Elves' singing.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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