Things orcs will never say
I can't be instantly killed by a Gondorian/Rohirrim sword.
I can't be instantly killed by an Elf-arrow.
I'm good at fighting and surviving major battles.
I work for the good guys!
You know, Faramir, why can't we just be friends? Haven't we fought enough?
*same above for Boromir*
I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings.
Oh, I really need a Tic-Tac.
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